"people want to do me, I hope so"

I missed Dan so much 😭😭

13:40 Steven is Inzaghi's British cousin.

Phil: "I don't want to toot my own trumpet, or my horn, or any of my other woodwind instruments." Band kids: Excuse me?

LMAO at Phil flirting with a steel hard wall.

when you read it wrong, scorpios are singled out once again 💔

UR SO FUCKING HANDSOME I LOVE U

I do like the eyebrow pencil look...

Can we get a steve update/moving update video? Love ya 🏵❤

king that's not how math works but it's okay <3

can't believe I ever watched this and actually enjoyed it bahahahahaha. good times though

2021, still here <3 <3

im new here but why phil look like oil london?!?!?!?!?

Nordvpn sponsoring every video 😅

He was right. Mullets are cool now

i miss ladders

Are you sure that wasn’t an interpretive dance of 2020??

This is still my favorite video on DEtwo I thinj

something i can imagine happening dan: how has your day been? Phil: good. *sits in silence for a few moments* phil: *sobbing* it was terrible a pigeon insulted me

oh my god... phil almost killed dan

I scored extremely low on everything but was a little higher on aggression and risk-taking but those are mostly traits I have because of my ADHD, I can be too spontaneous or come across aggressive because I just blurt out shit all the time. I'd be most wary of people scoring high on Manipulativeness and Grandiosity.

I did watch it again

I think I've watched this over 20 times now

YES EVAN

please do the MBTI

you spelled aggressive wrong in your thumbnail bestie

63+47 is 110% oh nooo Phil

I’m realizing that me and Phil are not so different lol

Watch, this will be the title of the next Sanders Sides video

This is titled like a Sanders Sides video

“people want to do me is what i just read, i hope so” - phil lester 2021

Wow so apparantly I am very easy to get along with although I can be a bit hotheaded. :3

it´s okay Phil, I had a crush on the beast from Beauty and the Beast

I have one. so me and my friends were going home after a dance rehersal for an annual function at my college. So Idr what the topic was but I said "it doesn't matter if its a girl or a boy" and everyone looked at me all shocked and started laughing. idk then I laughed with them too and tried to justify it bcz I didn't want them to know I was bi. I barely knew them lmao so why would I want my first coming out to be with them 🏃‍♀️

My childhood crushes: Louis from One Direction Mason from Wizards of Waverly place (Gregg Sulkin) Spencer from Good luck Charlie James from Big time rush Austin from Austin and Ally Anthony from Smosh Danny Phantom Ash from pokemon Remus Lupin from Harry Potter (lol did not choose any of the teens/children) Ted Mosby from How I met your mother (yes childhood crush since I started watching it at 10) Rufus Humphrey from Gossip Girl (yes the dad and he is still HOT) Damon from The Vampire Diaries

a literal comfort video

I'd replace the _pumpkin nope_ with _pumpkin yikes_

Not even a minute in and there's a sex joke...

bro... weird how we have similar personalities but not really at the same time. i would say the "most important" ones are the same but the rest no lmao

Okay but can we just agree that it was highly probable that Jason had a crush on Phil and did this prank with the intention of finding out who Phil had a crush on?

I wish Dan would resume creating his own content.

Why did Dan quit DEtwo

Danny phantom!!!!

I’m so curious what dan’s results would be 👁👁

unsubscribing because you called a horn a woodwind instrument

🤣🤣🤣🤣phil are you an eridan kinnie your shirt is looking awfully sus /j

The parts where you genuinely can’t hear make me happy

Phil.... “Trent” is the least-exotic name I’ve ever heard😂😂

only 7 honestly not bad lol

"Instead of saying I'm a 47% difficult person, I'm a 63% easy-going person" Phil's inventing maths

Question: Isolate your fans! Phil: uh, Scorpios! Me, A Scorpio: *GASP* how dare-

if any of my friends ever get a colonoscopy i'll be sure to send them this. <3 thanks phil!

not him doing the math wrong of what percentage easy going guy he is we love you Phil you’re doing fantastically

not phil calling a trumpet a woodwind instrument😩

4:55 HAJAHSJSSHJAJSJSHDJA

" my dominance is also quite low. I guess i am submissive" Don't do this Phil.... don't you dare do this...

47% difficult and 63% easy going? He really is grandiose, isn't he?

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

"i don't want to toot my own trumpet, or my horn... or any of my other woodwind instruments" TRUMPETS AND HORNS ARE BRASS INSTRUMENTS-

7 years ago today... wtf

ME BEING A SCORPIO BYEEEE

53%* lol

i love that dog groomer :)

I'm going to take this and get 100% I swear

According to that test I am a very difficult person to get along with sooo..

Phil NZ is not unproblematic. We have high levels of child proverty, child obesity, youth suicide, we have a lot of debt -the price of living in NZ is extremely high and the cost of housing on average is $800000. Plus the government just put a wage freeze on nurses even though our wages are shite compared to other countries. I don't recommend moving here 🤣

That cake batter looked... interesting to say the least

Dans laugh reminds me of the laugh in the beginning of Feel Good by Gorillaz

Your personality is the best :)

I genuinely don't fantasize about bad things happening to people who annoy me. I wonder if I really am weird for that? (I'm a bad person in other ways tho, lol).

“why aren’t they wearing masks- oh”

potential girlfriends... *phil- dont kid yourself*

Ngl my listening comprehension when it comes to numbers is still low enough (I've been saying I'm fluent in English for over 10 years) that if you hadn't written the 63% on the screen I would not have caught that mistake. But it makes me feel like I'm better at math than I thought!

i love how phil calculated the percentages wrong😂❤️

I think nearly killing someone with a mirror is pretty life changing Phil...

"small glass of water"

Apparently I'm really aggressive

Phil: "I don't want to toot my own trumpet, or my horn, or any of my other woodwind instruments." Band kids: Excuse me?

Random, I know, but don't they own their house? I thought they bought it at the beginning of the year.

Phil: I should be more dominant *makes whipping motion*